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WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN CLIMBER

What shall we do with the drunken climber
What shall we do with the drunken climber
What shall we do with the drunken climber 
Early in the morning

(Chorus)
Ooh eer I feel sick
Ooh eer I feel sick
Ooh eer I feel sick early in the UURRGHH (being sick noise)

Put some thistles in his britches

Fill his boots with slimy mud 

Put deep heat in his boxers

Chuck him off a cliff and shout below

Put dog pooh in his chalk bag

Make him eat dried farm house stew

Make him run up Ben Nevis

Put super glue in his crash hat

Stuff his sack with big large rocks

Use his ice axe to clean the toilets

Comb his hair with his brand new crampons

Use Dubbin to clean his teeth

Strap him up with Slings and Krabs

Stuff a hexentric up his nostrils

Put a stopper in his ear’ole

That’s what we will do with the drunken climber
Early in the morning